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Old Oct 22, 2006, 02:57 AM // 02:57   #2021
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it depends if they're on a diet or not and the avilability of the salmon

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #2022
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2.

if you kill a nun in the forest and there's no one there to hear her scream, does she die?
(wait, that's not how it goes, is it?)
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #2023
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for all we know

Why is fma the only good anime?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #2024
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no idea



Do you think thats how it goes?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #2025
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no

"2 step with me let me show you how it goes"

why is that the weirdest pickup line ever? (heard it on mtv)
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09   #2026
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cause you heard it on MTV


Cant you think of a worse one?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58   #2027
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one i heard a friend's sister say: "excuse me, do you like sex? ... so do i! do you wanna go back to my place and do it?"

why are people such animals?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 07:15 AM // 07:15   #2028
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because it's in our gen's


is everything's Better with a Blue Bonnet On It?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 07:20 AM // 07:20   #2029
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not everything but most things.

what's a blue bonnet?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 11:50 AM // 11:50   #2030
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a blue piece of.... clothing?

I've heard worse pickup lines from my friends, they're similar to bacons O.o

Why does bacons avi has a devil smilie on it?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 11:54 AM // 11:54   #2031
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cause i have a devilish smile.
and that wasn't my pickup line. i don't use lines.

are pickup lines "okay" if a girl uses them?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 12:03 PM // 12:03   #2032
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No, that's just awkward

I don't use em either I actually have a gf

Why are most pickup lines predictable and stupid?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 12:08 PM // 12:08   #2033
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because the only motivation to use them is not driven by the brain.

how come you've got a gf? aren't you 12 or something?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 12:31 PM // 12:31   #2034
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Im 15 >_>

Just got hooked on Invader Zim when I was little

I act a bit immature

is bacon jealous?

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Old Oct 22, 2006, 12:39 PM // 12:39   #2035
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when you were little? lol you are little! hehe that's cool.
just remember to use protection.
wait, 15 isn't legal yet, so new advice: don't get caught!

pfft, why would i be jealous?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 01:15 PM // 13:15   #2036
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Because... you sounded sort of angry when you asked O.o

I only drank once lol...that time I couldn't remembere that night at all...I felt worse than **** in the morning

Why are we on these forums so much?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 01:18 PM // 13:18   #2037
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i don't play GW anymore, i don't watch tv. i have guru on in the "background" (lol) while i work.

what's your excuse?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24   #2038
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I procrastinate my homework I play GW but not much (dam intel..), I barely watch tv

Usually when I'm not on it is either: school, hanging out, gf, which are usually in the mall or basketball court

And they all oversleep...lol
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27   #2039
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no dumb answer for you!

you any good at basketball?
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Old Oct 22, 2006, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #2040
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I think I am , scored 34 points last game

Why did I agree to that bet? (stay awake for a week I get $150)

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